Another Spell

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.
Recite:
Insouciant inclemency
Redoubtable mediocracy
Refutable humanity
Make me what I wish to be…..
A MERMAID
Witches one and witches all
Give this power to me
Repeat 10 times
Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).
After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.
Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.
For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.
Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.
PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

DO IT NOW!!!! LOOK AT THE FULL MOON TO GET A TAIL. IT WORKS!!