Lady of the Lake
set loose in the sea,
my feet, though replace
with your fins upon me.
I evoke the words,
this drought to quell,
I become her
through this spell!


whistles howl ,thunderous bells,little whispers from sea shells ,
the notion yes
the ocean calls,
right asleep before she falls,
dreams may come 
of half human fish ,
be careful yes if this you wish,
for water spirits are to kiss,
simple plans a human made ,
and is her wish to be mermaid..


Beluga, Sevruga 
Come winds of the Caspian Sea 
Larynxes, glossitis 
Et Max Laryngitis 
La voce to me 


Well tell her u know the spell mertopia.
So get a glass of watr 4 each
so the words labled 1 is wat u tell her 2 do
2 is wat u do
1giv her the glass and say gargl this and continue to
2.u say if u want 2 bcum a mermaid only 1 person can do it dif u and ur friend swish in mouth so u dont look like idiots
1then make her wiggle her armzand shake her knees
2. u just wave 1 hand as if saying hi